I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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