I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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