I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Say something about gay babies.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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