i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
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