Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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