I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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