you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Every concussion has its silver lining
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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