Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
not ubering you a puppy
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I party with great urgency now.
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