Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I just gargled with NyQuil
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
