so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
You left your phone here
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