I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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