i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
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