the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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