If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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