So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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