I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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