After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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