i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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