your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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