Jerry, you need to find god
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
We left an ass print on the piano.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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