I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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