What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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