i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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