Me too!
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
3pm strippers are depressing
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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