I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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