The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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