the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
two words: eviction party
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I have so many feelings about this burrito
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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