North Korea, Best Korea!
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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