and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
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