shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Randomize
