That's intense
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
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