Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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