i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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