I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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