Christians are straight up FREAKS
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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