You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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