I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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