I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
why does every cop we meet know your name?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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