come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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