New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
