too bad you live with your parents still
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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