well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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