Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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