i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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