can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
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