it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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