His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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