Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize