it wasn't lemon gatorade
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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