Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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