I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Are we still banned from the library?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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