he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Welp...herpes.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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