I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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