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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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