Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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