end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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