fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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