chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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